With over a million followers, chances are you’ve heard of Justin and his twitter, shit my dad says. The 29 year old lives at home with his father, 74, and posts all the hilarious but mean comments his dad makes.

“A parent’s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed.”

“My flight lands at 9:30 on Sunday…You want to watch what? What the fuck is mad men? I’m a mad man if you don’t pick me the hell up.”

“It’s just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?

Gold.

Here’s a list of the funniest Facebook groups I’ve seen. Have you seen any crazy ones?

If this group reaches 15K, Kevin and I will have a pnecone eat-off

I feel relatively neutral about New York

Real friends kill friends who become zombies

That waldo is a tricky son of a bitch

I secretly want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head

Morgan Freeman for the new voice of Connex train announcements.

‘That Veronica Vaughan is one piece of ace’

A guy was in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore.

No the game is not lagging, you’re just fucking shit at halo!

So you can change the entire FB layout but you can’t add a dislike button?

There’s only 2 states 2 be in. Victoria and pissed

I hate it when I have my period in the ocean and a shark bites my vagina

If a guy replies to your text while he is playing COD, he really loves you.

Girls think giving birth is hard, try going on red tube with dial-up

Facebook, install a ‘THIS SEXUALLY EXCITES ME’ button.

Quit yapping, woman, just heal my damn pokemon

98% of kids drink or smoke before 18. Join this group if you like bagels.

When I read capital letters THE VOICE IN MY HEAD YELLS!

I had an affair with Tiger Woods (49000 members)

I will name my Son Batman if this page gets to 500,000

My right arm is stronger than my left because I jack off with it

ADD A “THATS WHAT SHE SAID” BUTTON TO FACEBOOK

Pandas are the least racist animal, they’re black, white AND asian!

I believe the word ’studying’ was derived from the words ’students’ and ‘dying’

The guy who discovered milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Another Farmville invite and I will kill your animals and burn your crops

Dear Rose, Jack TOTALLY could have fit on that damn door with you!

Friends don’t let friends wear crocs

It seemed like a good idea at the time

Facebook Petition to make “In a Wolfpack with _____” a Relationship Status

My Pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they’re like ‘You wanna swap cards?’

I hate it when someone comes over and I have to put pants on,